Someday I will learn to think before I speak. But not today.
When Rhonda and I have time together a coffee is usually on the cards. Being so hot where we live right now an iced coffee is our first choice.
We very rarely digress from our order. I did this time.
waitress – May I help you?
Rhonda – Yes, an iced coffee.
waitress. With ice cream and whipped cream?
Rhonda – Yes, add one sugar and make that a skinny (low-fat milk).
I always find this order amusing and I do everything to keep from smiling.
waitress – And you sir?
me – I would also like an iced coffee. No Ice cream, no whipped cream and no sugar and could you make that a fatty (full cream milk).
Our waitress tried very hard not to smile.
I was advised to walk home alone. I smiled all the way.
Why am I so intent on torturing myself?
Yes, my wife still loves me and she does have a great sense of humor. She married me.